Coming out of my Shell
   HEADLINE:  "linux shell bashes command prompt...unanimously"

Mount What?!?
   Projected:  10 seconds
   Actual:  25 minutes

I wanna go to the Quad
   How many desktops can you handle

MAN...Where is it?
   The Document Crap Shoot

CHMOD?
   751 - Why should I have to do the work?